Summary of Reddit Comments on Jokes

Classic Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side.
One drug I had to give up was acid.
- "I thought I saw two dead children hanging from hooks. Then I realized it was just the mirror next to one dead child."
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
- It runs in your jeans (genes).
I was on a walk early the other day and took a shortcut through a cemetery.
- "As I wandered, I saw someone crouched by a tombstone just up ahead..."
What’s brown and sticky?
- A stick.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
- Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be on the boat.
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York...
- ...sits beside a beautiful woman going to a nymphomaniac convention.
A traveling salesman knocks on a door and a 3-year-old baby answers
- With a cigar in one hand and a glass of scotch in the other, responds bluntly.
Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman in a lock-in at their local.
- As the police come knocking, they hide in sacks, leading to a comical unveiling.
Three men walk into a bar.
- The fourth man ducked.
Three friends in a hotel Soviet joke.
- A childhood classic unveils their unique vocabulary and storytelling.
Tale of the three daughters' names - Lily, Rose, and Brick.
- The amusing story behind their names adds a comedic twist to everyday choices.

An Irishman walks into a bar.
- Orders two shots, drinks them, and leaves.
Why do elephants never use computers?
- Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
- If they fell forwards, they would land on the boat.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
- A brick.
Lily, Rose, and Brick joke.
- The interesting take on how each child got their name provides comic relief.
I put a chameleon on a red dildo.
- He blushed. (A play on the lizard's ability to change color.)
Do you like fish sticks?
- If touching a nut kills you, you’re supposed to die. (A play on the term "fish sticks.")
If a person tells a dirty joke in Chernobyl...
- Is it a dirty joke or a clean joke? (A play on the radiation contamination in Chernobyl.)
Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?
- It was two-tired. (A play on "too tired" sounding like "two-tired.")
What did one snowman say to the other?
- Do you smell carrots? (A play on the snowman's carrot nose.)

Norm MacDonald - dirty Johnny.
- A classic and humorous take on a common joke premise.
Me Doing Standup - The News bit followed by Courageous Battle.
- A top-notch performance that showcases the genius of the comedian.
Kaufman bit where he breaks down crying and works it into a rhythm.
- A unique and innovative comedic performance that highlights the comedian's talent.
I like to watch Girls Gone Wild in reverse because it looks like the girls have learned their lesson.
- A humorous take on turning a typically controversial content platform into a comical scenario.
Martin Urbano - my girlfriend broke up with me.
- Utilizing physical comedy for a one-liner that packs a punch.
Norm McDonald - Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman in a bar bit.
- A twist on the classic Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman trope leading to a hilarious interaction.
Martin Urbano - “my girlfriend broke up with me.”
- The delivery of this joke is comedic gold with a surprising twist.
Jeselnik’s joke - My family used to move around a lot.
- A dark and humorous take on family dynamics with a surprising punchline.
Jim Jefferies stand-up bit on staying for the bubbles in the hot tub.
- A comedic anecdote that resonates with audiences for its relatability and humor.

This summary encapsulates a variety of traditional, one-liner, stand-up comedy, and joke genres shared by